I had stuffed animals when I was just a kid I dreamed they'd come alive and play but they never did Now I've found someone that I can call my own And unlike others I have known She's real She's flesh and blood and bone and love that I can feel And she's not perfect but it's all part of the deal Yes I know she's real I still remember my first Playboy magazine And they had photographs in there like I'd never seen But all in all they never did have much to say They'd just lie there on the page But she's real She's flesh and blood and bone and love that I can feel She's not perfect but it's all part of the deal Yes I know she's real Sometimes she hurts my feelings, sometimes I hurt her feelings And we just don't get along, no But before we say goodnight, I just might find out that she's right And even if she's wrong She's real She's flesh and blood and bone and love that I can feel She's not perfect but it's all part of the deal Yes I know she's real