Waylon and Willie are the outlaws Roger is the king of the road Everyone knows "Hag's" been in prison I didn't know that Dolly's got two good reasons she's well known No Comment They call me no show Jones They call him no show Jones I'm seldom ever on He's seldom ever on The stage singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown They call him no show Jones They call me no show Jones Loretta is the coal miner's daughter Ah, she's mighty pretty Merle Johnny wears black, and stands there alone Whooo, that's lonesome Everyone knows that Kenny is the gambler What's Tammy? Tammy is the first lady of the Country song I'm still no show Jones He's still no show Jones Seldom ever on Seldom ever on The stage singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown They call him no show Jones They call me no show Jones They call me no show Jones They call him no show Jones I'm seldom ever on On what? The stage Singin' my songs, my whereabouts are unknown They call him no show Jones They call me no show Jones They call him no show..... where're you at, George?