I got the blues
'Cause I got no shoes
The golfing kind
With spikes that grind
Gonna get me some golf shoes
And jump on you 'til you ooze
With blood so thick and red
You drove me outta my head
Yeah, I'll get me some golf shoes
And maybe golf clubs too
How could you do this to me?
I'll get you, wait and see
Don't you know
Or don't you care about my pride?
When I get my golf shoes
You better run and hide
Don't you know
Or don't you care about my pride?
When I get my golf shoes
You better run and hide
And when I'm through with you
Here's what I'm gonna do
Throw your remains into the scrub
And go and join a country club
Golf shoes
Golf shoes
I'm gonna jump on you
Golf shoes
Golf shoes
I'm gonna jump on you
Golf shoes
Golf shoes
I'm gonna jump on you
Golf shoes
Golf shoes
I'm gonna jump on you
Golf shoes
Golf shoes
I'm gonna jump on you
Golf shoes
Golf shoes
I'm gonna jump on you
Golf shoes
Golf shoes
I'm gonna jump on you
Golf shoes
Golf shoes
I'm gonna jump on you
