I'm Sales Manager Kitchenware It's not as bad as it sounds I wear a suit The girls are cute I push 'em all around I got a nice house I only go out to work Real late at functions I got a new car As neat as a pin It goes when I get in Help me, Jesus I'm never alone In my cosy home Got a radio and TV I've got two kids A boy and a girl They both look just like me Help me, Jesus Help me Hey there, I'm a salary man I live out west in garageland Doin' alright, I'm a family man I'm sittin' out here in garageland It's hot out here I need a beer It's a long way from the sea There's no crime on my lawn It's not too rough for me There's a heat haze hanging in the dirty sky Like a warm and hairy blanket Give a beer A whiskey or gin I don't care, I'll drink it Help me, Jesus Help me Hey there, I'm a salary man I live out west in garageland Doin' alright, I'm a family man Sittin' out here in garageland I'll retire with a lump sum payment Adequate pension La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Somewhere nice on the mid north coast A holiday house A car and a boat I'm Sales Manager Kitchenware It's not as bad as it sounds I wear a suit The girls are cute I push 'em all around I'm getting so fat My wife doesn't mind We do it in the dark Don't talk too much We've said enough She still makes me laugh Help me, Jesus Help me Help me, Jesus Hey there, I'm a salary man I live out west in garageland Doin' alright, I'm a family man Sittin' out here in garageland Hey there, I'm a salary man I live out west in garageland Doin' alright, I'm a family man Sittin' out here in garageland