I've gotta put my feet in to see if the water's too cold. I've gotta taste the broth to know If it needs salt. And I check my watch To see if i'm running on time And I talk in to the mirror sometimes Tell myself I'm gonna be fine. But I am a hypocrite I sing about love but I can't waltz And I say I'm a romantic Just so it's never my fault I've got to peel off the layers That my life has caked on And just by snapping my fingers Erase everything that's gone wrong. Cuz I am afraid to leave here But I know staying here is worse So on the count of three I'm ripping off this band aid I'm breaking the curse I am a hypocrite I sing about love but I can't waltz And I say I'm a romantic Just so it's never my fault This ain't my fault This ain't my song. I'm okay; it's good. I'd like to warm myself by the fire Right next to where I hurt.