Fired? Twenty-six years of service, and it's over? Just like that? I'm free No more bribing paparazzi No more picking up her pills No more missing my own birthday to clean up liquor spills I smuggled every drug for you I paid off pool boys not to sue And now I get to do what's right for me I'll get a book deal and retire When my NDA expires Call my lawyers and tell them I'm free And all your passwords are "bitch", bitch