Oh, that felt good

Oh my god

That felt really, really good
That was like therapy
Honestly, what a release!

That was brutal! You just committed murder! In cold blood!

You know, you're really ruining my high

Your... what is the matter with you?
You are going to get life in prison!
And that is not good for someone in your condition!

Except you can't go to prison without a dead body, and we do not have a dead body!

That was rude
That was pretty fuckin' rude
Just look at me, I've been shot

She's alive!

And yet she's not

So rude

Screw you!

I need a doctor

Oh, do you?
You're a walking lie
And I can see right through you!

Come here

Come here

I wanna wipe that perfect smile off your face

Come, give this a taste

Come here
You little rat
I'm gonna break you
Tear you to pieces

Stop teasing, bitch, just hit me!

Wait, wait, wait!
We're not focusing on the big picture here!
Why is no one dying?

It has to be the potion

Oh, you think?

What potion?

You think it was the spooky magic drink?

I wish you were dead

Don't lose your head!

Oh, shut your hole!
I should've known you took it, too!

I took it years before you!

Wait a minute, let me try and understand this...

Shut up, Ernest, the women are talking
We've got this shit under control

Come here

Come here

I'm gonna have you bagged and dropped in a ditch

En garde, bitch!

Come here
I'm gonna injure you severely
Dearly departed

Stop!

We're just getting started!

This is pointless, we can't even inflict pain on each other!

Pain?
You wanna talk pain?
You wanna talk Bobby, Kevin, Ernest
And all my other loves you shoved down the drain?

Oh, please don't act like you're the victim here
Admit you've called me trash behind my back
My whole career

You wanted my life
So you destroyed it
Admit you enjoyed it!

Stop!

Ow, yeah
Hit me!
Ow, yeah
Hit me like you mean it
Do what you will, you still can't kill me!

Slut!

Whore!

God, that felt good!