When I fell, I broke my coccyx And they had to fuse my spine I spent a year in rehab In emotional decline And then an angel came to me And nursed me back to life Patient and forgiving The reason I'm still living She's my friend, my sweetheart, my wife I love her She's my person Forever and always and true Boo! Screw you, that's my song (No, you don't get a happy ending) You don't get my song, get out of here! (That's so unfair! Boo! Go, get out of here, old man!)