My dad just got off from an eleven hour shift
When he gets home, I lose all TV privileges
Mom's stressed out tryna make sure everyone gets fed
Big bro is numbin out on the PlayStation again
I'm in my room making action figures kiss
In my room learning the guitar and playing with my dick
I'm in my room wondering if I could ever get so rich
That I'd never feel alone when I'm at home
In my room
T-G-I Monday, I can see my friends again
I quote the matrix so I seem interesting
My mom called your mom so you could ride home on my bus
She'll melt some cheese on chips, but then I got plans for us
In my room, check out this poster of the entire Simpsons cast
In my room, I got this Weird Al tape, man, if you just wanna laugh
In my room, maybe you could sleep over, hey, I just gotta ask
And then we could spend the night talkin bout life
In my room
I am sacred, I am safe, I am free
In my room, I get to dream of who I really want to be
In my room
There's a kid who tried on all his brothers clothes
Who hates the way he looks and is bad at saying "no"
Who's trying so damn hard to never let It show
Sometimes he's alone when he's at home
