Hey Sandra, I got a long neck down at the Blue Lagoon
I know you like them daiquiris here, so I went and had me two
Sorry that I walked off
You know fightin'? I guess it just took me by surprise
You know we always come back kissing
We made a vow, babe, and the Braves are on tonight

They got a real hot cover band playin' down here doin' Tammy Wynette
I gave 'em 5 bucks to play "Stand By Your Man"
Remember our first spring break down in Daytona?
That lil prick from Texas tried to touch ya and I broke that fucker's hand?

You laughed it off and we got slushy puppies
Best day of my life
You fell asleep in my arms
You used to like that tough guy act
Now you say that we're falling apart

You say I ain't never listening
That I'm working too long and too hard
But if Terry moves up, then I move up, babe
And you wouldn't even have to work no more
We can get you that champagne color car

I can see you in the backyard with a leopard skin bikini
We got an in-ground, not that trailer park shit
Invite all your sisters over for little parties
Drinking cabernet sauvignon, fancy cheeses, tiny dips

Baby, this might be the whisky talking
But you were the best decision I ever made
I hope you can read all this through my chicken scratch
You know I just couldn't say it to your face

Couldn't tell ya that the bank called
Didn't have the heart to tell ya I might lose the truck
Not even a pitcher full of daiquiris, babe
Can help how bad I fucked it up

And hey Sandra, now the bar's about to close
Why don't you leave the door unlocked
I think I'm ready to come home

Hey Sandra
Hey Sandra