Sam

Meat Puppets

Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make
 About something they hadn't experienced
 Possibly Sam had a different opinion
 That nobody'd ever considered important

And damn it if Norman and Betty were listening
 Somebody would have become a phenomenal
 Howling lightning tampering with the
 Electrical evidence shown to be relevant

Possibly with the exception of ivory
 Everyone else had abandoned the obvious
 Chipping away at erroneous garbage
 Which definitely is as exciting as pudding

Deliciously spooned from the lap of the Ludicrous
 Into the mouths of the questionless idiots
 Licking their lips as their eyeballs are rolling
 And flapping their tongues as they're losing their marbles

That's the way Sam's played around
 That's the way Sam's played

Someone who wasn't related to anyone
 Twisted the facts till the truth was apparent
 And dished up a dollop of dubious doo-doo
 That sparkled like something folks scrambled to swallow

Slipping the rich through the eye of a needle
 Is easy as getting a camel to heaven
 And granny transgressing had blubbered
 A bibful of classified info on Milton's imbroglio

That's the way Sam's played around
 That's the way Sam's played

That's the way Sam's played around
 That's the way Sam's played
 That's the way Sam's played around
 That's the way Sam's played

Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make
 About something they hadn't experienced
 Possibly Sam had a different opinion
 That nobody'd ever considered important

And maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make
 About something they hadn't experienced
 Possibly Sam had a different opinion
 That nobody'd ever considered important