Tie me up Get it right Pull the knots Good and tight Toss me in a car Take us out for a ride This is almost like being alive I'm not here, I'm nowhere Someplace else, I don't care Give me half an hour Lock the door when you arrive This is almost like being alive Night is here Time stands still All things move outside will Lock me in the shower Stamp the door when you arrive This is almost like being alive Give me half an hour Let me know when you arrive This is almost like being alive This is almost like being alive Oh, I'm drifting away Just imagine being eaten by a giant doo-doo log with teeth