To rely (Rely) To relay (To relay) A rolling stone gathers no muscle, they say Sing along (Sing along) With the birds (The birds) It's a wonderful song, but it's all about turds Well, there was an old lady who lived on Hill street Whose passage was blocked up from too much to eat She took stomach pills without reading the box And before she could sit, turds were flying like rocks To rely (To rely) To relay (To relay) A rolling stone gathers no muscle, they say Sing along (Sing along) With the birds (The birds) It's a wonderful song, but it's all about turds She ran to the window and stuck out her ass And just at the moment, a cow happened to pass He heard a great noise and he gazed up on high When a bloody big turd hit him right in the eye To rely (To rely) To relay (To relay) A rolling stone gathers no muscle, they say Sing along (Sing along) With the birds (With the birds) It's a wonderful song, but it's all about turds To re-fucking-ly (To rely) To relay (To relay) A rolling stone gathers no muscle, they say Sing along (Sing along) With the birds (With the birds) It's a wonderful song, but it's all about turds Oh, poop-poos, stinky poop