Jerks prefer
Jerks prefer jerks for sure
I'm sorry, but you know it's true
'Cause jerks prefer jerks like you
Jerks prefer, jerks prefer (Prefer)
Jerks prefer jerks for sure (For sure)
Our survey says pricks abound
Our survey says pricks
They abound

The surge surges precisely
Precisely to the value of nothing
The surge surges precisely
Precisely to the value of null

Jerks prefer
Jerks prefer jerks for sure
But pity their children still
They'll never know love like us
Jerks prefer, jerks prefer (Prefer)
Jerks prefer jerks for sure (For sure)
A picture tells a thousand words
But try and put them in
Put them in

The surge surges precisely
Precisely to the value of nothing
The surge surges precisely
Precisely to the value of null

Your politicians
Will never, will never
Your politicians
Will never, will never
Your politicians
Will never, will never
Your politicians
Will never, will never
Your politicians
Will never, will never
Your politicians
Will never, will never
Your politicians
Will never, will never
Your politicians
Will never, will never