Ready? No Oh Puppy, power Okay, hello Watch your drink, what? Watch your drink No, no, I think I'm too late, am I too late? Hit it, I'm coolin' in the sun, on a beach in the cabana Sippin' on some vodka in a glass with Tropicana I'm chillin' and I'm chompin' on a turkey shish-ka-bab Too far from work to hear the phone ring at the job Men in bikinis, G-strings should I say Waitin' for the daddy long one to come my way Here he comes, now, I feel I start to sweat Blunder but I wonder just how wet will I get He offers me his hand, of course you know, I take it Until he tells me that he wants to swim a little naked My eyes are bulgin', I black out, damn, it's black as tar Woke up, I don't know when, sittin' at the bar I know it's hard to follow, the story's kinda tricky What I didn't know was somebody slipped a Mickey Into my drink, which caused a fantasy And somehow slapped me back into reality Wish I had another Mickey, I'd go back for a quickie Find the daddy long one that was surely tryin' to get me This just goes to show, you must stop and think When you're out partyin', never leave your drink, word