Still don't understand how all this mess got started My mama always told me to work hard and be honest But everything changed when fate was upon me On that day when I ran into Kamal and Johnny Always making prank phone calls and getting into trouble They were having so much fun and it kind of made me wonder If I was missing out. No one was really stopping them. I can't get involved now. I'm working for the mafia. My life's good. Money's good on the right path. But I could use a few friends for a nice laugh Pulling stunts. I won't front. It seems like a blast. With no regrets. I'd be that way if I had a chance. Yelling, insults just to make a quick joke It was fun until they called my job as Frank Rizzo Treated well, they were both escorted in the limo Till it all hit the fan. Wasn't part of the plan. Nope. I work for the mob. They're tough as nails. But I'm not as funny as my prankster pals They make me laugh ha ha but they don't understand Yeah, that day mock me but it's not so grand Sol and Frank, hilarious pair With their silly voices, they don't have a care They mock me too and it's not so fair But I'm their friend, and I still care Oh, I wish I could be a Jerky Boy I'm just Brett Weir, the decoy They prank call the mob and I get in trouble I'm not as cool and funny. It's a struggle, I'm telling you. I wish I could be a Jerky Boy I'm just Brett Weir, the decoy And the Jerky Boys are my models But I'm not as cool and funny. It's a struggle. They were both on the run, the mafia trying to find them And if they ever get caught, they'll end up in the meat grinder But still living without any care. Well, it sounds to me like If you did that, you would have problems anywhere How do you say their bottle nose? They still like to crack jokes Even though their lives are in danger. Kind of crazy, I suppose. Got caught up with the feds, but now they have some evidence From Lazarro, Scarboni, and Worzic's accomplices So I heard they made a deal. What a wild life to live. Wish I could be part of it because it's really been a trip They know me as Brett Weir, by the mob I'm still employed But if I could, I would do it again. I'd be down with the Jerky Boys. I work for the mob. They're tough as nails. But I'm not as funny as my prankster pals They make me laugh ha ha but they don't understand Yeah, that day mock me but it's not so grand Sol and Frank, hilarious pair With their silly voices, they don't have a care They mock me too and it's not so fair But I'm their friend, and I still care Oh, I wish I could be a Jerky Boy I'm just Brett Weir, the decoy They prank call the mob and I get in trouble I'm not as cool and funny. It's a struggle, I'm telling you. I wish I could be a Jerky Boy I'm just Brett Weir, the decoy And the Jerky Boys are my models But I'm not as cool and funny. It's a struggle. They're always making noise no one can avoid Those wild guys otherwise known as Jerky Boys Maybe I should join. I might be missing out. I took a different route. I think I get it now. They're always making noise no one can avoid Those wild guys otherwise known as Jerky Boys Maybe I should join. I might be missing out. I took a different route. I think I get it now. I wish I could be a Jerky Boy I'm just Brett Weir, the decoy I wish I could be a Jerky Boy I'm just Brett Weir, the decoy Still don't understand how all this mess got started My mama always told me to work hard and be honest Always making prank phone calls and getting into trouble They were having so much fun and it kind of made me wonder