Pizzagate, deep state, y'all really believe this?
And on January 6th we were ambushed by extremists
While the bots fanned the flames from the shores of Coeur d'Alene
To the hills of West Virginia, algorithmically enraged
As they trended, divided, regrouped, and rebranded
Transplanted, implanted, expanded, demanded
Palo Alto über alles, Huxley warned us this would happen
Mainline the oxytocin and they'd monetize distraction
"This laptop kills fascists", I once shouted proudly
Now our phones make us tired, anxious, and grouchy
Looks like Hagel was right, divided so polemical
And then they pull to narratives that won't seem so untenable
They buried Steve Jobs while Alexander wept
They NFT'd the planet in secret while we slept
Upvoted it on Reddit as they menaced the Hellenics
I think there just might be a dark side to this global pandemic
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Decentralized Web 3.0, here we go on the
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Decentralized Web 3.0, here we go
And everyone raps now, what am I even doing?
Playing chicken with my dreams for twenty years and still pursuing?
This quick sided quest, chasing windmills with my friends
While Cervantes writes the sequel and I'm not sure how it ends
And I don't want you at my concerts anti-vaxxers, please stay home
Yeah, I said it, play it back, y'all ain't welcome at my shows
And if you didn't hear me, here's the point I'm trying to tell you
That unsafe, reckless people are not welcome in the venue
Flat-earthers round the world, stop, please don't make me laugh
Because I believe in science and facts are still facts
They're screaming "white genocide", it's a lie, as they try
To terrify the masses and get them on their side
They buried Steve Jobs while Alexander wept
They NFT'd the planet in secret while we slept
[?] the aesthetic was authentic
But what if there's a bright side to this global pandemic?
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Decentralized Web 3.0, here we go on the
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Blockchain planet is the fear of the blockchain
Decentralized Web 3.0, here we go
And Alexander wept
And Alexander wept
And Alexander wept
And Alexander wept
So now you're getting the vibe of this record
It's a little angrier, a little more real
I have no patience for white supremacists
Anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers
Don't come at me with that insane garbage
This isn't 1244, it's not the Middle Ages
Anyway, welcome to blockchain planet
