There's a brand new dance, got the Vatican panickin' Even made the mannequin Anakin dance again Scum licking, don't wig out, it's the latest craze Gives you HPV and pink eyes for days Gotta make a stew from the juice you produce Drink it like a shot, wheatgrass with a boost (Shots! Shots!) Try to keep it down 'cause you might start to gag Appreciate your lady 'cause your bag is a drag Break out the mops and sop every drop Get it so crunk, Hawaiian Punch shows up Get her drunk on her skunk 'cause her muff's so yum Find the place in the middle, go in, get a little scum They tried to tell me stop, I couldn't stop if I tried Trubs, show me love, I'm like Bubs in The Wire I like lickin' what might sicken, some might call it a taint Heart starts to quicken like I'm huffin' on paint I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass It's always on my mind, it's something I can't deny Tried to take up a hobby but my floppy needs a drive Try to be mild mannered, keep my kinks hidden Developed a stammer, too afraid to admit it So don't be shaming my kink because it's lame and it stinks I think it's bitchin', it's just kissin', I was missing my link Allow me my discretions, my distractions relieve tensions Did I fail to mention failure's out of the question I like thinking something's naughty, I like thinking something's bad I deserve to get punished so please munch on my nads We're like Posh and Beckham, there's no second in sexiness To heck with this recklessness, safe word is pearl necklaces Don't swivel to the right, shit on my civil rights Give me my same freedoms that you'd like late at night Won't bake me a cake? Well, I bet your cake sucks! You can't take my scum away, here to stay, get fucked! I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass "Nobody wants to hear songs about candy, they wanna hear songs about ass jammin'." "Ass jammin'?! I don't think-" "Yeah, about tittie fuckin' and pearl necklaces." "Pearl necklaces?!" "About scum licking and-" "Scum lick- what is that?!" "About eyeballin' some puss once in a while." "What?!" "How 'bout stickin' some eyes in some puss, huh?! When did that go out of fashion?" I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass I'm lickin' that scum, I tickle that bum I lick on that clit 'till she giggles and cums Like peepin' the puss, like looking up facts Put my ham in that sam 'cause I'm jammin' that ass