My number one fan wouldn't ever hold me back
He'll only hold me up till then don't think I suck
If you don't love yourself, you will sadly love no one
You won't have no fun, so, cut yourself some slack
My number one fan is always into me:
"Where's the new CD?" No need for misery
He keeps me going when I know none of these
When I shouldn't [?], when a ghost gets the best on me
I'm a lucky man, not gonna have a couple fans
But the most important one is a chum that's close at hand
He always has my back and knows my good intentions
Did I fail to mention all the questions that he sends in?
All the fair-weather friends, what's up, fuck your face
Fans predict the signing is where only money reigns
He thinks I'm the best, will accept so much behavior
He's bold and believes that I'm here to entertain and if I'm lucky assist
All the nerds that are in need of a kid called 'Chris'
Understands I'm only human I can make a mistake
Holds himself responsible for being the exact same way
Doesn't judge, no grudge, just a bustin' a move
[?] repeat every bleep every word that I use
Appreciates alliteration, repetition, and consonants
He's the awesome-est 'cause he's not obsessed with obstinance
My number one fan wouldn't ever hold me back
He'll only hold me up till then don't think I suck
If you don't love yourself, you will sadly love no one
You won't have no fun, so, cut yourself some slack
My number one fan is always into me:
"Where's the new CD?" No need for misery
He keeps me going when I know none of these
When I shouldn't [?], when a ghost gets the best on me
'Cause my latest endeavors, he thinks all of it's clever
Never sever cause the weather thinks he'll only get better
I count on him not to bounce with the mounting attacks
He's got my back, Always grinnin', always spinnin' my tracks
He's got more t-shirts than I ever did
Memorized every word, he's a clever kid
Doesn't mind a dirty birdie when I cuss up a storm
Like a [?] lyricist, when I'm feelin' forelorn
He relates to my stories, he feels every reveal
Doesn't consider me a cartoon, realizes I'm real
I have highs, have lows: I feel every emotion
Just like anybody that is suddenly antisocial
It's not easy havin' fans when the man thinks you suck
When there's a Judge higher than him, the Law's on my side
I come home and see a comment, but I don't know who said it
Trust me: I'm going through some hard times, and I'll never forget it
My number one fan wouldn't ever hold me back
He'll only hold me up till then don't think I suck
If you don't love yourself, you will sadly love no one
You won't have no fun, so, cut yourself some slack
My number one fan is always into me:
"Where's the new CD?" No need for misery
He keeps me going when I know none of these
When I shouldn't [?], when a ghost gets the best on me
My number one fan wouldn't ever hold me back
He'll only hold me up till then don't think I suck
If you don't love yourself, you will sadly love no one
You won't have no fun, so, cut yourself some slack
My number one fan is always into me:
"Where's the new CD?" No need for misery
He keeps me going when I know none of these
When I shouldn't [?], when a ghost gets the best on me
