"The United States #1 ninja killer is called back into action"
I need you, I need you to come back and kill these ninjas
Only you can do it Blaine
I told you, I don't kill no ninjas no mo'
"He's back, here we go again!"
"But this time, he's not alone"
There's a new ninja, a cyber ninja
He's been spotted all over town, commiting ninja crimes
You're not allowed in here!
"It's time for a family reunion this Christmas"
...Mom, are you telling me, you're a ninja?
"Ninjas vs. The Projects 3: NINJA MOM!!!"
I was was hoping, we could have something in common
I never thought it would be, being a ninja (what the fuck?)
HIIIII-YAHHHH!
Don't forget your ninja sword
"It's Mother's Day, this Christmas!"
"From the makers of Ninjas vs. The Nazis comes"
"Ninjas vs. The Projects 3: NINJA MOM!!!"
