Go Robot, it's your birthday
Go Robot, it's your birthday

Your one year older, one year wiser
Rock n' roll star, king, czar and a kaiser
A room full of friends, a mouth full of cake
Every present is for you and it feels pretty great
You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the P-I-E
But first blow out the candles and make a wish
Put a smile on 'cause it's your birthday, bitch!

Go Robot, it's your birthday
Go Robot, it's your birthday

Seriously, what a bunch of a**holes
It's not even my birthday