Ahoy, me hearties! Look, there's a ship we could steal Let's sneak up and climb aboard If there's a fight, show no mercy He will answer to the sword We'll raise our flag and be gone Before he knows what's going on We will be feared by everyone The pirates of Kensington Please, can you move, 'cause we're playing a game And clearly, you're in the way We need this bench in the park so walk the plank If you're not with us, then you're one of them So hands up, prepare to surrender You should know that we're the pirates of Kensington We're going to stay 'til the sun goes away It's just like you always say We shouldn't be inside on such a beautiful day A shame to waste the sun Go out and have some fun In the park in Kensington on such a beautiful day