Anyone, anyone Anyone who's anyone is here Anyone, anyone Anyone who's anyone is here From London's West End To the Great White Way I've discovered the best playwrights working today You were wild about Oscar So I gave you more I supported Bernard When no one was sure May I make a toast To a man that never boasts He's prolific and reliable, his style's undeniable I trust you were impressed (yes!) With his play, "The Wedding Guest" (yes, yes!) So raise your glasses with me (raise, glass) The one and only, J.M. Barrie! (with, me!) What a show What a night How your worst delight! Raise your glass Raise your voice and cheer (all of London is here!) And a toast To his wife And their perfect life! Happy to be, happy to be here! Just listen to those cheers Even though I haven't had a new idea in years I need to find the spark inside To lead me somewhere new If I could somehow turn this all around I'd turn my whole world upside down! James, are you feeling alright? Get yourself together, all of London's here tonight! Try at least to be the man who's worthy of his fame Tonight we're here to celebrate it all Let's drink champagne! J.M. Barrie! Is this all I am? (What a show, what a night, how your worst delight!) Have I given this all I can give? (Raise your glass and cheer! And a toast to his wife and their perfect life!) Is this the life I'm meant to live? (All of London is) Is this all I am? (Anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone) Is this all I am? (Anyone, anyone, anyone who's anyone is) Here!