Set off wrapped in Christmas lights With a crazy glued Swiss Army Knife Pitons and football cleats A suitcase of air and Ketamine To a tower and a maiden Complaining about the mattresses And how peas are the diamonds of peasants Gotta rescue her and I'm dreading it Cause I don't like people What do you want me to say? I could lie and say that I do Cause lying's my main thing She says hold me tight And don't forget about yesterday And all those things you said to me Set off in a hurricane In a tiny boat with the ghost of Emmet Kelly To find a chest of golden parlour tricks Got bills to pay and a roof to fix Of a tower for a maiden Complaining about the mattresses Gotta scuba dive to get it In the middle of the night and I'm dreading it No I don't like people What do you want me to say? I could lie and say that I do Cause lying's my main thing She says hold me tight And don't forget about yesterday And all those things you said to me