Venus was a fly trap 
The man you loved devoured 
I used to dream about your sister 
Standing in the shower 
But I was never cool 
You thought I was a cowboy 
I wonder where my gun is 
Can you spare a bullet senorita 

I will always be the worst 

Generation X-wing 
That's got to be the death star 
I used to dream about the future 
I used to dream about a lot of things 
But I was never cool 
So you can call me loser 
Yeah you can call me anything 
You want to senorita 

I will always be the worst 

Help me up with 
A pair of wings 
A little rope 
All those things 
She always said I'd find the cure for cancer 
I read my horoscope but I just can't pull it off alone 

Venus was a fly trap 
The man you loved devoured 
I used to dream about your sister 
Fucking me in the shower 
But I was never cool 
So you can call me loser 
Yeah you can call me anything 
You want to senorita 

I will always be the worst