If you're triggered by me
Or triggered by the vaccine
About the new one from DC
Well you're bound to disagree
When I tell you that black lives they matter of course
Don't like my view? Maybe that's grounds for divorce
Triggered by the riots
Triggered by the peace
Triggered by the way that they pick on the police
Triggered by the rules
Statues they're neat
Maybe we should all go out for something to eat
I think I know what's the matter with you
You need to stop getting triggered by my point of view
Your hearts had a thrombo, life down the loo
Hand on your chest, it's your death debut
Triggered by the Yankees
Triggered by the Brits
Triggered by the boomers
Do they get on your tits
Triggered by students
And their politics
Are you triggered by my band
Or just bands that have hits
Triggered by the 80s
Or that new fangled shit
Triggered by them vegans
And their eating habits
Triggered by yourself
And the brain that you have
Are you triggered by Dave
And that he's sleeping with Gav
I think I know what's the matter with you
You need to stop getting triggered by my point of view
Your hearts had a thrombo, life down the loo
Hand on your chest, it's your death debut
Are you triggered by colour
Triggered by scenes
By ball sack face Farrage
And his fanciful dreams
Do you dream of a potato
Whose gender you knew
And now he's just potato head
No Mr, boo hoo
Triggered by the future
And that flat earth's a lie
Triggered by the fact
I think all humans should die
Triggered by the fact
That your ending is near
Arm grab, chest stab
Sorry, no time to cry
I think I know what's the matter with you
You need to stop getting triggered by my point of view
Your hearts had a thrombo, life down the loo
Hand on your chest, it's your death debut
