We got a headache that won't go away
No time for the doctor, we self medicate
We got pills for all pains, we got pills for our sleep
We got blue pills for things that we're struggling to keep
But you can't vaccinate against being an asshole
Hello, is that the doctor? What's the problem? I'm an asshole
It's like riding your bike when your ass is on fire
When you really hate bells but yer dad's the town crier
When your brain tells you the truth, but your heart he's a liar
And you wanna make some noise, but they tell you to be quiet
You can't vaccinate against being an asshole
Hello, is that the doctor? What's the problem? I'm an asshole
And you look like Meryl Streep
You're a professional male creep
You got a luncheon meat physique
But it doesn't really matter to me
You tear us to pieces all over the place
All I ever wanted was to punch you in the face
And you look like Meryl Streep
You're a professional male creep
You got a luncheon meat physique
But it doesn't really matter to me
You're a professional male creep
And professionally obsolete
You rip the mick right through the week
But it doesn't really matter to me
Me, me, me, me...
Me, me, me...
