Here we are, the whole human race Makin' a mess of simply spinnin' through space Christ on a bike, how hard can it be? Intelligent life man, you could've fooled me Give me a reason, if you like take your time When it comes to the front, we're at the back of the line If Jesus comes back, I think he'd talk with a frown If Jesus comes back, I think I'll drink till I drown Welcome to the party Everybody argue amongst yourselves And if you wanna punch the guy that you came with Well that's alright Hallelujah, praise the Lord Maybe he'll save us when he gets bored Or maybe we're last on his really long list Or maybe the fact is he doesn't exist Whether you know, or whether you don't If you think it's up to others to keep you afloat Be nice to your neighbours, give your mother more hugs Be nice to the people who give you free drugs Welcome to the party Everybody argue amongst yourselves And if you wanna punch the guy that you came with Well that's alright Hallelujah, praise the Lord Maybe he'll save us when he gets bored Or maybe we're last on his really long list Or maybe the fact is he doesn't exist Johnny can sing and Ruki can pray But does he ever hear the words they say? (Ba, da, da, da, da, dum) Hallelujah, praise the Lord Maybe he'll save us when he gets bored Or maybe we're last on his really long list Or maybe the fact is he doesn't exist Hallelujah, screw the Lord He's not gonna save us, he never gets bored We're not even last on his really long list I'll tell you the fact is he doesn't exist