Here we are, the whole human race
Makin' a mess of simply spinnin' through space
Christ on a bike, how hard can it be?
Intelligent life man, you could've fooled me

Give me a reason, if you like take your time
When it comes to the front, we're at the back of the line
If Jesus comes back, I think he'd talk with a frown
If Jesus comes back, I think I'll drink till I drown

Welcome to the party
Everybody argue amongst yourselves
And if you wanna punch the guy that you came with
Well that's alright

Hallelujah, praise the Lord
Maybe he'll save us when he gets bored
Or maybe we're last on his really long list
Or maybe the fact is he doesn't exist

Whether you know, or whether you don't
If you think it's up to others to keep you afloat
Be nice to your neighbours, give your mother more hugs
Be nice to the people who give you free drugs

Welcome to the party
Everybody argue amongst yourselves
And if you wanna punch the guy that you came with
Well that's alright

Hallelujah, praise the Lord
Maybe he'll save us when he gets bored
Or maybe we're last on his really long list
Or maybe the fact is he doesn't exist

Johnny can sing and Ruki can pray
But does he ever hear the words they say?
(Ba, da, da, da, da, dum)

Hallelujah, praise the Lord
Maybe he'll save us when he gets bored
Or maybe we're last on his really long list
Or maybe the fact is he doesn't exist

Hallelujah, screw the Lord
He's not gonna save us, he never gets bored
We're not even last on his really long list
I'll tell you the fact is he doesn't exist