Rick The Pen reviews bands
Nobody's listening
Baz The Man waves his hands
I think he fancies my girlfriend
Gareth does sound on the weekend
But I swear he hates rock bands
Part time professionals, but full time assholes
Dave spends time at festivals
I think that's bloody marvelous
He drinks till he goes blind
I can't see anything wrong with that
Goes back home and uploads
What's on his iPhone, and berates the bands online
Dave, Dave, behave
You're missing the point, my friend
'Cause I'm your biggest fan
You don't know me that's okay
To me you're solid gold
I'd write a song about you every day
You're glorious, you're glorious
When you're ranting, and you're raving
Is it stardom that you're craving
Glorious
'Cause I'm your biggest fan
You don't know me, that's okay
Solid gold
Maybe you'll sing about me someday
You're glorious, you're glorious
When you're ranting, and you're raving
Is it stardom that you're craving
Glorious
Glorious
Glorious
