Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo Woo-ooh-hoo Here's a new song I wrote, ladies and gentlemen Song about a little girl Really a beautiful beautiful young girl Thank you, darling She asked me to write this, and I promised her I would It goes like this Janice is my girl In all the world, there's no one sweeter I will tell the world I'll hold her tight and love her right deep down inside 'Til my body gives no more There's no world without my loving baby Without Jan, ah hey hey hey Life would be tragic for me without Jan See, Janice is unique One of a kind Says she loves me When she goes to sleep, I kiss her face And think I'm the luckiest man And I'm her greatest fan There is no sweeter girl in all the land Than my Jan, Janice, Jan, oh Jan Jan Thank you, thank you