I'm left handed when throwing My shit across the room. I'm left handed when I throw a fit I use my left hand when I make myself come To my senses when I'm losing it. My left hand is good for when I'm knocking on wood Although I gotta admit that it hurts. I'm left handed when I picture you with another, With your right hand taking off your skirt. Chorus: So I'm gonna take a day off And watch the world around me. Take a day off and take it all in. Gonna take a day off and watch the world around me Take a day off and try to blend in I'm left handed when writing graffiti on bridges, Though I can't write a bridge for this song. They said I shoulda left out the part about your boob job, They said it made this song kinda long. My left hand's got a tan line where the ring used to be, The one that you gave me before, 'cause I left that ring behind Inside an empty glass wine when the waitress scraped me up off the floor (chorus) Bridge: So little time with so much to do, everything was fine, Then there was you, I really don't mind If you just pack your shit and go away. (pack your shit and go away) (chorus)