I'm romantic, so romantic That I often wish I had a more discreet heart But believe me, please believe me When I tell you that I haven't got a sweetheart (Do you mean to say that you have none?) Did you hear me say that I had none? No, I only said I haven't one Three sweethearts have I Three handsome sweethearts And one is a son of a... (One is a son of a...) One is a son of a... (One is a son of....Ooooooh!) A gardener (A gardener? A gardener) He gives me daisies and roses And orchids regardless of the price And other things that are so nice Three handsome sweethearts And one is the son of a... (One is a son of a...) One is a son of a... (One is a son of ....Ooooooh!) A farmer (A farmer? A farmer) He gives me butter and carrots And onions no other farmer would And other things that are so good Three handsome sweethearts And one is a son of a... (One is a son of a...) One is a son of a... (One is son of a.....Ooooooh!) A baker (A baker? A baker) He gives me biscuits and cookies And pastries a queen could even eat And other things that are so sweet (Sweethearts, all three) To all three I'm true (Sweethearts, all three) And I could be as true to you