(It's not 'cause she wouldn't It's not 'cause she shouldn't And you know it's not 'cause she couldn't It's simply because) I'm the laziest gal in town Nothing ever worries me No one ever hurries me I take pleasure leisurely Even when I kiss But when I kiss, they want some more And wanting more becomes a bore It isn't worth the fighting for So I tell them this: It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't And you know it's not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town Though I'm more than willing to learn How these gals get money to burn Every proposition I turn Down Way down It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't And you know it's not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town My poor heart is achin' To bring home the bacon And if I alone am forsaken It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town Though I'm more than willing to learn How these gals get money to burn Every proposition I turn Down Way down It's not 'cause I wouldn't It's not 'cause I shouldn't And you know it's not 'cause I couldn't It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town