Isn't she a pretty thing? I'm the one who put that ring on her left hand Another fella can tip his hat And I'm as gentle as a p****cat But let it go much further than that and he's a dead man Cause that's a good way, that's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side A politician on my TV He says he's only lookin' out for me He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run But every year he gives himself a raise With a chunk of every buck I make Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun Well, that's a good way, that's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side I ain't looking for no trouble Don't wanna start no fight Don't want more than I got comin' I only wanna do what's right Just treat me like I treat you And we'll get along just fine But mister, take one step across that line And that's a good way, that's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side I like Van Halen and I like George Jones Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones And Bocephus, when he rocks and rolls still kills me There ought to be a law against cowboy rap And all that boy band crap A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country, no But that's a good way, that's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side That's a good way, that's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side That's a good way, that's a real good way That's a good way to get on my bad side Isn't she a pretty thing? I'm the one who put that ring on her left hand