If you spend more time in a bar than a chapel If you're more inclined to take a bite of the apple If your good didn't take, if you can't fake your way Through a dinner at a country club If you spent last Christmas wearing handcuffs If your screw's all loose, then you're just like us Well, there's always room for a couple more Wannabe kings falling off the board Little plastic pieces all red and black Well, everybody in here's got a checkered past Everybody in here's got a checkered past If you feel more at home at a cheap motel If your ideal heaven is raising hell If you got more cars in your front yard Than a Black Friday Walmart parking lot If you're on a first name basis with the cops If you got a gun but you ain't got a shot Well, there's always room for a couple more Wannabe kings falling off the board Little plastic pieces all red and black Well, everybody in here's got a checkered past Everybody in here's got a checkered past Double-jumping little squares Come from nothing and everywhere You make a bad move?, who cares It's an easy game when we're all the same Yeah, there's always room for a couple more Wannabe kings falling off the board Little plastic pieces all red and black Well, everybody in here's got a checkered past Everybody in here's got a checkered past Everybody in here's got a checkered past Everybody in here's got a checkered past