Christopher O' Malley went out on a bridge Down in Chehalis And clutching his bible and a letter from her Fell into the river Pity no one was there No angels in the air And the morning paper ran One more suicide His mama stayed by the river side Down in Chehalis And clutching her bible and a letter from him Fell into crying Pity no one was there No angels in the air And the morning paper ran One more suicide Pity no one was there No angels in the air And the morning paper ran One more suicide One more suicide One more suicide Dog and His Master Hey little boy see the Johnny and Janes Hey little boy you see them all go insane Look and see Spot run 'Cause he pissed in their hallway Run Spot run Run away from it all And I say you can be anyway that you wanna be How I'll be, that's up to me Hey little girl see them all run around Hey little girl you see them all tumble down Johnny will boss Janey will buy Spot will beg But everyone dies As I said you can be any way that you wanna be How I'll be, tha's up to me One little, two little, three little idiots Four little, five little, six little idiots Seven little, eight little, nine little idiots All in suit and tie One little, two little, three little idiots Four little, five little, six little idiots Seven little, eight little, nine little idiots All dressed up to die, and I say You can be any way that you wanna be But how I'll be, that's up to me