I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
And if she needs me bad 
I can find about two or three more 

I got one through the basement 
Two down the hall 
And when the going gets tough 
I got a hole in the wall 

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
And if she needs me bad 
I can find about two or three more 

I can come through the chimney like Santa Claus
Go through the window and that ain't all 
A lot of good ways I don't want you to know 
I even got a hole in the bedroom floor 

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
And if she needs me bad 
I can find about two or three more 

I got a way through the closet behind her clothes
A way through the attic that no one knows 
A master key that fits every lock 
A hidden door behind the grandfather clock 

I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
And if she needs me bad 
I can find about two or three more