So let's take tea, can't live without it
All the things for which we pay the cost
But all the tea in China
Can't change the things we lost
So let's take tea and talk about it
All those things we dreamed to be
And let's talk about the movies
And Dirk Bogarde and me

Dirk Bogarde and me
Dirk Bogarde and me
Romance at the matinée
With Dirk Bogarde and me

So let's take tea and laugh about it
And cry a little on the way
And talk just like the grown-ups do
Like it was back in the day
And let's take tea, in fact let's shout it
No sugar please for me
About that night at the Rialto
With Dirk Bogarde and me

Dirk Bogarde and me
Dirk Bogarde and me
That night at the Rialto, with
Dirk Bogarde and me

So let's take tea and talk about it
But steady on the cakes
For sorrows past, forgiven at last
A little tea is all it takes
And let's take tea and laugh about it
All the things we dreamed to be
Let's talk about The Blue Lamp with
Dirk Bogarde and me

Dirk Bogarde and me
Dirk Bogarde and me
Let's talk about The Blue Lamp with
Dirk Bogarde and me

Dirk Bogarde and me
Dirk Bogarde and me
It's all just tea and fantasy
With Dirk Bogarde and me
Dirk Bogarde and me