Oh, let's go out on the town tonight I'll put on my best suit and tie Pin all my medals on my chest Tonight I've gotta look my best You can be my chauffeur, while I Play the great dictator, and When they get a load of my big black car, they'll Give in sooner or later In a big black Mercedes 600 Like all the best dictators We'll eat in fancy restaurants, and Impress all the waiters I'll sing out loud my battle song, with Military precision, but Keep your hand on the steerin' wheel While you're tappin' out the rhythm The rhythm Right Oh, let's go out on the town tonight Demanding the best table And when they get a load of my big black car They'll do all they are able We'll push the music up to ten And what we play is your decision But keep your hand on the steering wheel While you're tappin' out the rhythm Come ride with me, sit beside with me In my big black Mercedes 600 Come ride with me, abide with me In my big black Mercedes 600 We'll turn the music up to ten And what we play is your decision But keep your hand on the steering wheel While you're tappin' out the rhythm In my big black Mercedes 600 In my big black Mercedes 600 In my big black Mercedes 600 In a big black Mercedes 600 In a big black Mercedes 600 Ride Come, take a ride In my big black Mercedes 600 In my big black Mercedes 600 In my big black Mercedes 600 In my big black Mercedes 600 Come on, get inside A ride with me A ride with me A ride with me Take a ride with me A ride with me A ride with me A ride, hey Take a ride with me A ride with me In my big black Mercedes 600 Hey Come on, get in Come on Come on