On top of the hour (Compulsive my behavior) I see my life through sky news (Keeping things in order) Keep on watching things unfolding On my wide screen set Can't contain myself, I'm going pay per view Think I'll explode (In the corner of my room) If I do too much gak (Sits my one big eyeball) It's with the advent of this pay per view Can't control myself I scratch my knee I have to scratch the other (This is Sky News) Documentaries are the best Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come Study quite hard (In the corner of my room) When I should be in bed (Sits my one big eyeball) I'm in the open university Constant imprint of the test card on my eyes I think I should rest (Compulsive my behavior) Sleep on one side and the other (Keeping things in order) Always searching for the Abilene Can't control myself I scratch my knee I have to scratch the other (Sky News on the other) Documentaries are the best Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come I scratch my knee I have to scratch the other Sky News, Sky News, Sky News) Documentaries are the best Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come Through my TV, through my TV All my problems come