From the top of Mulholland Drive In a land where dreams go to diet The city lights at night look like a million alien eyes All whispering to me, "just try it" I see the signs each and every day Don't feed coyotes, and chihuahua ran away Constant sunshine, it peels away my paint And I'm just a faded photograph If I wanna dance with a woman who looks like a man Or a man who looks like a female Bobby Peru Oh I will It's such a thrill It's what I'll do From the top of Micheltorena I hear the whirlybirds go by Under the glow of a slow-waxing gibbous Foments my theory it's all a lie I see the signs each and every day Science is fiction, trust the MMA Constant sunshine Evaporates my brain I only need two weeks of rain If I want to dance under the 101 Feet towards the sky and my buns out to the sun Screaming at traffic, "I'm the only one" Oh I will I am ill I am gone Oh I will Oh I will Please send help