Life is a beach in hell Why give a speech if crying works so well? Are you a beautiful weirdo? (Yes!) Are you 99.99% libido, .01 burrito? You saw an alligator Eat the neighbor like a now or later You saw a stranger slip Bust his brains on an escalator It didn't even move the needle (on your mood) You are immune It didn't even move the needle (on your groove) You are immune Hot to trot Born to rot You're living it up On the doomsday clock Life is a beach in purgatory Why spill the beans when lying's so rewarding? Are you a glorious orange narcissist? (No!) Are you an allegory for abstinence? (Hell no!) Are you 99.99% off your meds? (Oh! Oh! That's unfortunate...) You saw an alligator Eat the neighbor like a now or later You saw a stranger slip Bust his brains on an escalator It didn't even move the needle (on your mood) You are immune It didn't even move the needle (on your groove) You are immune Hot to trot Born to rot You're living it up On the doomsday clock All the love they said you've lost Only goes and makes you strong They were wrong, pour me a shot Uh, uh, uh All the love they said you want Only goes and makes you drunk They were right, pour me a shot You are immune You are immune You are immune You are... Hot to trot Born to rot You're living it up On the doomsday clock