I cried myself to sleep Again, it's embarrassing I can't believe you Made a fool of me You sold me on A pretty lie, a baited life I booked a flight And promised not to leave And I don't think Anyone really knows What you're like When you're alone When you send Everyone home I don't think you Even know it Now, close the show And take a bow Enjoy your space Figure it out But I'm so bored I barely even noticed When you never came home I'm so bored I barely even notice anymore That you're gone Because I'm so bored Treat your lovers like They work for you I liked it To a point, I guess I look good on my knees You begged me In the drug store once Saying, "please, don't say You'd be okay If I should ever leave" You were so sure of me Showing me everything I'd want to see I almost did not believe You were so sure of me Had to have me Then you got me Now we only speak Through intermediaries God, I'm so bored I barely even noticed When you never came home I'm so bored, I barely even notice Anymore that you're gone I'm so bored I cried myself to sleep Again, it's embarrassing I call up friends I haven't seen since we met I try to hold A love for you When they ask me I say, "it's complicated" (But I don't think it is) You don't want to have to tell me twice And I'd better respond nice You don't have room for my- Said, you don't have room for my feelings But you'd like to stay friends Okay, what are those again? You don't have friends You have meetings And I'm so bored I can't believe we're doing this Again, I'm so old I'm so bored So let's just skip Right to the part Where you're gone And I'm so bored I can't keep the lie going Through the chorus I'm so bored Did you leave already? I didn't notice