A sorting office in the Old Kent Road
 Caters from coast to most
 A nice little number if you're out of work
 And aren't the sort to boast,
 you're in need of a job, bob-a-job, rob-a-job
 I'm your man to see
 I'll sit I'll listen I'll not say a word
 The less said would be best for we

 Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys
 Ooh, I've been a naughty boy

 We don't want to mark each other's card
 Except the one you need
 I need you and your returns to help
 Build my company.
 My twins work Brighton on a sunny day
 They cover town with the shake of a hand
 On a high come back coz of no come back
 Now they're working in the promised land.

 Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys
 Ooh, I've been a naughty boy

 (The Allied Irish Cyprus Bank)
 (India Bank Bank of Turkey)
 (United Bank The People's Bank)
 (To catch the worm you got to be up early)

 Temporarily out of bounds had to move office
 Clear out of town
 For every problem there's a solution and
 I can do without constitution
 Dealing cards from up the Old Kent Road
 I've been checked up on my heavy load
 You can go but be back soon
 I'll have some work for you to groom.

 Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys
 Ooh, I've been a naughty boy

 (Trustees Bank, Barclays Bank) 
 (The Natwest Bank, Midland Bank)
 (Bank Of Scotland, Williams and Glyns)
 (Bureau de Change, The People's Bank)

 Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys
 Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys
 Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys
 Ooh, I've been a naughty boy