Hello my friend. How ya doin? I would like to order one sandwich No I will not repeat this order So listen quick, you gotta understand this I'm hungry. I want a sandwich! I got a long list of ingredients I gotta warn you though I talk kinda fast So write this down you're gonna need a pen I want a sandwich. With chicken Shh. I'm not finished please listen Start with a piece of sour dough bread Put some lettuce and tomatoes and some mustard on it Put some avocado mayo and a litle jalapeno A lot of vinegar and oil and some onions on it Capicollo, ham, bologne, brisket and filet mignon Butter pickles, cucumbers, falafel and some grey poupon White fish, red fish, snapper and trout Salt and pepper, celery, carrots and radish and sprouts Goat cheese, feta cheese, spinach and arugula Add a little salmon, sweet potato and some tuna bruh Purple pickles peppercini pomegranate pesto Parmesan and peppercorn and pink pastrami presto! 50,000 pounds of turkey breast 100,000 pounds of roast beef The Mona Lisa and the Constitution and a And a $90 billion gold leaf Mozarrella gouda cheddar pepper jack and provolone Also add some snickers butterfingers and a toblerone Peanut butter, jelly, applebacon and prosciutto And a helping of nutella that's the size of fucking pluto Hummus tabouli gyro and parsley A 1963 GTO Ferrari And a fat 57 inch long joint That was personally hand rolled by Bob Marley Blueberries and blackberries and strawberries and black cherries And boisenberries and cranberries mixed in a gooey tart Throw some kryptonite, add the Hope Diamond, and add the Titanic And Vladimir Putin's heart King crab, snow crab Blue crab, stone crab Spider crab, ghost crab Pork ribs a whole slab Add smoked ham in a pile And a double double In-N-Out burger Make it animal smile Add a clove of garlic and some buffalo chicken Some lemon pepper and sriracha now my stomach is kickin Some honey mustard and red pepper and some olives and havarti And you bet I'll wash it all down with a bottle of Bacardi I'm excited for this sandwich it'll be so dang delicious So deliver it right to my house in less than 15 minutes Garnish it with Kanye West's medication Don't worry. He won't mind. He doesn't take it Add a little BBQ chicken that's roasted Throw on another piece of sourdough and toast it Add a hit of DMT, so I can eat it on a magic ship And don't forget my bag of chips Can you repeat that order back to me please?