Inside the beaver's dam The beaver has a metal The metal has a trophy A trophy is for bowling Baby Inside the beaver's dam Somewhere, there's a chair The beaver's sitting there Looking at that trophy Baby Inside the beaver's dam The beaver's wife is grumpy Because the beaver's lazy But still loves him like crazy Baby Inside the beaver's dam The beaver's baby is crying The beaver's wife is sighing But man, look at that trophy Baby Inside the beaver's dam