Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing Last night dressed up in high heel shoes and wearing my old hat My four-year-old said I want to divorce now where did she hears that Kids say the darndest things Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing Last night as I watched TV one rushed through the door Mommy daddy's telling someone on the phone don't you call me here no more Kids say the darndest things Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing I bet my daddy can whip your daddy but daddy's never home And I think mommy is worried bout him cause she cried all night long Kids say the darndest things Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing You never know what they learn in school or what they're thinking of My first grader just say a four letter word and it sure wasn't love Kids say the darndest things Have you ever listened close to the games they play or the little songs they sing