Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts, 
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon, 
My gauchos feel good, 
I'm havin some Brunch, 
but this question keep comin' up! 
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON 
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON 
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON 
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON 
SPORK! 
SPORK! 
SPORK! 
I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels 
Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog 
I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum, 
But this question keeps plaugin' us! 
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON 
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON 
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON 
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON 
SPORK! 
SPORK! 
SPORK! 
I hear that lunch bell ringin'!