Down at the pub 
And I'm gettin' really pissed 
Down at the pub 
And I'm beatin' on my miss 
Down at the pub 
And I'm feelin' alright 
Down at the pub 
Gonna be there all night! 

Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 

If I'm not at the bar then I'll be in the lu 
Where I'm shaggin' up a boiler with a nickle bag or two 
Gonna take her on home for tea at my flat 
Gonna shake her all night cuz that's where it's at! 

Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 

Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 

Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub 
Down at the pub