Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..

9-1-1 WHat's your emergency?

Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem

Calm down sir, it can't be that hard OK?

No it can't, it can't..It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down!

Escuse me ?

I took one of them Viagras for the first time

Word?

And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one

OK..

And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over

Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months..

Why don't them shits come with directions I don't know what to do man help

Hey girl, Lisa!

Hmhm ?

Call my shift, forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address

I got you

Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!

Hm..Calm down sir, help is on the way...